Jokes-Tips-Advice Thanks to Weight Watchers, I have lost 50 pounds in a week!
Now I just have to start losing weight.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Friends are like bananas, once you peel and eat them, they die.

Jokes-Tips-Advice If you can’t beat em, just have your eggs fried.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I could tell it had no artificial flavours or colours in it on account of it having no colour… and no flavour

Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend said baked potatoes would be healthier for me than cakes.
We’ll see. I’m just icing the potato now.

Jokes-Tips-Advice There’s no popcorn in Popcorn Chicken so don’t even bother with the hash browns

Jokes-Tips-Advice Have a safe lunch, always use a condiment.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I think we’ve got a Korean police officer on an exchange visit in our area.
I’ve just seen a police car with a box of doughnuts and a cooked dog on the back seat.