Jokes-Tips-Advice I think I might have undercooked my bagel.
It’s cold in the middle.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My Batchelors lifestyle is getting boring.
Cup-a-Soup is all I know how to make.

Jokes-Tips-Advice All that money Stella must make selling beer, you would think that they could afford a dictionary to check the spelling of cider

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Doritos Bigger Bag”
That’s nice and all, but maybe put some more crisps in there, too?

Jokes-Tips-Advice They’re not blueberries.
They’re peas holding their breath.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Warburtons are bringing out their own range of crisps. The first flavour to hit the shelves will be ‘Smokey Bakery’.

Jokes-Tips-Advice When will greengrocers stop referring to ‘New Potatoes’?
They’ve been out for years now, so isn’t it about time they just called them potatoes?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Eating fast food every day may shorten your life but it still works out for the best because you save so much time on preparation.