Jokes-Tips-Advice I know its traditional to throw rice at weddings but I was walking past an Indian do in Bradford at the weekend so I chucked half rice half chips.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I can’t stop drinking peach archers and lemonade.
think I’d better schnapp out of it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I used to eat in my local McDonald’s all the time, but not so much anymore, not since the time I went to use their bathroom, and I saw a sign that said:
‘Employees Must Wash Hands, Especially Carl.’

Jokes-Tips-Advice I can really taste my food since giving up smoking.
So I’ve decided to divorce my wife.

Jokes-Tips-Advice London 2012 Olympic; promoting healthy living by being sponsored by McDonald’s, Coca Cola and Cadbury’s
Welcome to England everybody.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I have just had the most amazing night.
This American girl I met just couldn’t wait to get her mouth around my sausage. She finished it off in one minute flat, then kept coming back for more! This went on for two hours!
Mind you, I do work on a hotdog stand.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Carlsberg do make beers…
Shame.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Cakes————–99p.
Upside down cakes———66p