Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field. John Gregory Dunne, Nothing Lost

No man is allowed to be a judge in his own cause, because his interest would certainly bias his judgment,...

It is long since I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value. Alexander Hamilton, Loth, Dave, Alexander Hamilton,...

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever. Greg Proops

Now I understand why Henry VIII started his own church. John F. Kennedy, Comment after the Vatican scolded him for...

If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insiduously committing evil deeds, and it...

He who flees will fight again… Tertullian

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer. J. Jacques, Something Positive Comic, 08-22-05

Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own. Piero Milani

Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice to have someone sitting there beside...