Jokes-Tips-Advice Last night, my wife asked me to put the dinner on.
I’m now recovering in a burns unit covered in lasagne.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m so conservative, when I go to KFC, I only order the right wings.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I just got back from a party at my friend Jamal’s place. I felt a bit ill-at-ease being the only white guy there, but on the plus side the food was delicious, especially the fried chicken. Everyone at the party had a piece.
As I found out to my dismay when they realised Id eaten all the fried chicken.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I had a panic in the kitchen the other day:
“We’re getting very low on herbs and thyme is running out”.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I couldn’t finish all my food so the waitress asked me, “Ecxuse me sir, do you wanna box for that?”
“No, but I’ll armwrestle you for it.” I replied

Jokes-Tips-Advice I saw some woman breast feeding her baby in KFC today.
She even give him a few pieces of the popcorn chicken from the mega bucket.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I like to break the rules, I’m the sort of guy who snaps his Kit-Kat in half horizontally rather than vertically.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Cheese-
milk’s leap towards immortality.