My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a subject of dread to me. Thomas...

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henry Youngman

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Homer Simpson

This report, by its very length, defends itself against being read. Winston Churchill

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis...

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Andy Rooney

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me...

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else...

Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear! Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo. Terry Pratchett,...