Jokes-Tips-Advice Dear Subway,
We are losing 2-0 and getting played off the park, what sub have you got for that?
Regards,
Chris Houghton
Newcastle United manager

Jokes-Tips-Advice Ever noticed how Americans pride themselves on their donuts?
Ever also noticed how British donuts traditionally don’t have holes in the middle?
That’s the donut industry saying, “OK, we realise you’re not thick enough to buy half a donut, so here’s a full one.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was in a Chinese restaurant recently and I was thinking about how a small duck is called a duckling — and I canceled my order of dumplings

Jokes-Tips-Advice Did you hear about the deformed slice of ham? It was in bread.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was delighted with my wife’s reaction after she tasted the lovely biscuits I’d cooked her.
I knew she was allergic to nuts.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Two Irish blokes walk into a pub.
“How many should we have this time?” asks the first one.
“Remember last time we were in here we had four and we didn’t finish the last one.”
“Don’t worry, this time we’ll get only three. Hey barman, three bags of crisps and twenty pints of Guinness please!”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I thought I’ll be a good Christian this Good Friday and so I ate fish instead of meat for dinner.
Imagine my disappointment when I found out that dolphins are mammals.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Rights are a bit like Yorkies – Not for Girls