Jokes-Tips-Advice So OXO have decided to print jokes on the side of their boxes…
They’ve just become a laughing stock.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate won a fortune on the lottery – spent the entire lot in a year at the local fish and chip shop,
just frittered it away..

Jokes-Tips-Advice Vimto.
The only drink to be an anagram of what it smells like.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Apparently Pret a Manger give all their unsold food at the end of the day to the local homeless.
So essentially, by buying any of their pretentious products, you’re taking food from the hungry.
Nice.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Neopolitan ice cream; yellow at the front, red in the middle, brown at the back.
The inventor got the idea from his wife’s panties.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I popped down to my local for ‘Happy Hour’.
The other 23 are spent with my wife.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I had an all day breakfast today, I must say I was a bit disappointed.
It only lasted 15 minutes.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I love apple juice. If only they made it in some sort of solid, portable form…..