Jokes-Tips-Advice On the KFC advert there isn’t a single black person working or eating there, I never knew such a place existed.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Giving your last Rolo?
I love you that much, you can have what is essentially worth 3 pence.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I pulled a fat bird in McDonald’s last night.
I pulled her off my Big Mac and fries.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why are black birds pink inside?
Well to be honest it depends how long you cook the pie for.

Jokes-Tips-Advice KFC are having a laugh! when they say their Mega Bucket is the biggest you can buy! My wife’s is twice as big.. And its all you can eat for a fiver..

Jokes-Tips-Advice McDonald’s.
Slowing down a rapists prey since 1940.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Try saying the word ‘Maltesers’ with one in your mouth….
It just rolls off your tongue.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Went to an Irish restaurant.
It was closed for lunch.