Jokes-Tips-Advice My Grandad once told me that I should always drink to remember, not to forget.
At least I think it was my Grandad.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Whoever came up with the Caffrey’s slogan “Strong words, softly spoken” has obviously never been to an Irish bar.
Surely “Strong words, shouted incoherently” would be more apt.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I love the new flavoured milks you can buy these days.
My personal favourites are ‘banana’, ‘strawberry’, and ‘missing girl’ flavour.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sky news –
‘UK’s plushest hospital has caviar on menu’
It can’t be that plush if they can’t even keep the menu’s clean.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A man once told me that every time he claps his hands a child in Africa dies!
What a fantistic person trying to do his bit for charity. I think he deserves a round of applause!

Jokes-Tips-Advice I see in the news that cereals are being grown using human waste as fertilizer. I did wonder. When I put milk on my Rice Krispies this morning they went “splat, dribble and plop”.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why did the pie cross the road?
Because it was meat ‘n’ potato.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Carlsberg don’t do Kronenbourg.
But if they did, they’d probably be the best beer in the world.