Jokes-Tips-Advice I failed miserably when I tried to invent a gravy using nitrous oxide
It’s now the laughing stock.

Jokes-Tips-Advice You know you have a small house when, Rice Krispies start to echo.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why don’t Americans like sarcasm?
Because they can’t eat it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice If Old MacDonald has a farm, why can’t he put some actual meat in his burgers?

Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend was furious with me today for using her hair straighteners.
I didn’t need to straighten my hair, I just wanted to grill one fish finger.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife got drunk on Stella at the weekend and feels so ashamed…
But I told her not to beat herself up over it

Jokes-Tips-Advice “What do you do?”
“I’m a spy.”
“Well why are you dressed as a shepherd?”
“I’m a shepherd spy.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you’re going to get unless you choose your own selection and use the clear descriptions on the packaging along with helpful photographs of each individual type so you don’t get confused.