Jokes-Tips-Advice Things you will never hear at a McDonald’s restaurant #17:
“Wow, it looks just like the picture!”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Next time you eat egg, just keep in mind…..you’re eating a chicken’s period.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I recently saw a friend of mine pour milk into a bowl and then add the cereal afterwards.
Needless to say, we’re not friends anymore.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I just heard an ad warning people about adding salt to already salted foods and it said ‘You wouldn’t have bread with bread’
Have they not had a sandwich?

Jokes-Tips-Advice I cracked open one of my boiled eggs this morning to find a half developed chick inside.
It was absolutely disgusting, it didn’t even taste anything like chicken.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Man walks into a bar and gets served.
Obviously not a Wetherspoons pub then.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Pot Noodles. For best results, put back on the shelf.

Jokes-Tips-Advice TOP TIP ~ Steer clear of kettle chips. Just bought a packet; they turned to mush and welded themselves to the element.