Jokes-Tips-Advice Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?
Because it went straight pasta.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I can’t believe Pretzels are knot bread.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My Uncle Ben makes me do things I don’t understand.
I mean I’m only 7, I can’t work a microwave.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I feel so sorry for those Chinese babies who died after having milk contaminated with melamine.
On the bright side they may be dead but at least they had a lovely finish.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just for once, I’d like to try a normal sized “Cheddar”.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I got a raw deal yesterday.
As much sushi as you like for 3.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I always take life with a pinch of salt…plus a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Give a man a fish and he will feed himself for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.