Jokes-Tips-Advice If McDonald’s were to lower the cost of a cheeseburger by just 1p, they would double the amount of money they give away to charity each year.

Jokes-Tips-Advice To attract a vegetarian, make a noise like a wounded vegetable.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I used to think KFC stands for Kiddie Fiddler’s Club until i recently found out it stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Still, in both contexts, it’s finger licking good!

Jokes-Tips-Advice Quorn, only any good in scrabble.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife woke me up last night and told me there was a burglar in the kitchen eating some of her left-over cottage pie.
I didn’t know who to call first, the police or an ambulance.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was in the pub last night and some bloke stole my drink off the bar. I just pretended not to notice.
One of my mates told me I’d lost my bottle.

Jokes-Tips-Advice McDonald’s: Giving abusive husbands somewhere to meet their children since 1955.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Irony: Eating liver and washing it down with a pint.