Jokes-Tips-Advice Revels.
A game of “Russian Roulette” if you’ve got a nut allergy.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was going to post a joke about cheddar and edam…
…but it was two cheesy.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why are some women like oysters?
Because it usually takes a knife to get into them

Jokes-Tips-Advice NEVER mess with a layered dessert made of custard, fruit, sponge cake, fruit juice and whipped cream.
it is not something to be trifled with.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Cheese has holes.
The more cheese you have, the more holes you have.
The more holes you have, the less cheese you have.
Conclusion: The more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
A fun children’s song, and also the ingredients of a Big Mac.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s worse than finding a hair in your food?
Finding a dreadlock in your Reggae Reggae sauce.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Funny how fruit imitates life.
When a banana is bad, smelly and no use to anyone it turns black.