Jokes-Tips-Advice Whilst cooking I got some herbs in my eye..I am now parsley sighted.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I never buy my food from Tesco. Instead, I choose to support smaller businesses.
Like Tesco Express.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Shouldn’t a quarter pounder only be 25p?

Jokes-Tips-Advice American food giant buys Cadburys.
This isn’t in the financial news. Just an observation on a normal day for an American tourist.

Jokes-Tips-Advice KFC: Served in buckets, eaten by spades.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of vermicelli.
You should’ve seen her face as I drove pasta.

Jokes-Tips-Advice At Pizza Express, you can now get garlic bread with cheese and tomato.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that a pizza?

Jokes-Tips-Advice If ignorance is bliss, why are McDonald’s staff never happy?