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Jokes-Tips-Advice The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar.
I guess there is Life on Mars.
Jokes-Tips-Advice The Doctor called me in to check out my digestive system, so I walked into his office with a cup of tea in my hand and told him,
“You just dip it into the tea and take a bite, then repeat until they’re all gone.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice In the budget a new tax was announced on hot food, which is defined as food that is significantly above room temperature.
Thankfully this doesn’t affect me as I always have a sausage roll from Greggs for lunch.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I saw a sign in McDonald’s saying, “There’s more to working at McDonald’s than flipping burgers.”
At first I was sceptical, but as I retuned to my car I saw a man dressed in a jacket that proudly displayed the words, “Litter patrol”. How wrong I was.
Jokes-Tips-Advice So Ramadan’s come round again. It must be a nightmare for all those Asians, resisting the temptation to eat all day, especially as they all work in McDonald’s.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I’m not a shopaholic.
