Jokes-Tips-Advice Bacon proves that God has a sense of humour.
He invents the greatest meat in the world then doesn’t let his chosen people eat it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve decided to name my new curry “Frodo”.
It destroys the ring in a fiery inferno after 10 painful hours.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My local baker offered me a very good price to make a birthday cake. Then he said he would decorate it for free.
Well, that was just the icing on the cake.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Oh God, was I drunk last night. So drunk, I couldn’t walk.
I had to drive home!

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s the healthiest part of a McDonald’s happy meal?
The toy.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “Would you like a table?”
“No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Follow this recipe to make a cheap, but surprisingly tender, pigeon pie.
First, get some breadcrumbs and a rolling pin.
Then, take the breadcrumbs and rolling pin to the park…

Jokes-Tips-Advice If revenge is sweet and a dish best served cold, is it ice cream?