Seneca, Epistuloe ad Lucilium, Epis. LXX, 9

Jokes-Tips-Advice I saw a Charity Collector in town today with a hunched back.
Her coat had “Aspinall Foundation” on it.
Seemed quite appropriate, really.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and grapes?
You’d take your shoes and socks off to stamp on grapes.